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10 R-Rated Movies As Kids Books

A Pixar illustrator imagines Lebowski, Alien and Fight Club as children’s books.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Pixar illustrator Josh Cooley must have gotten tired of drawing talking cars and French rats. In his new book, Movies R Fun, he tackles memorable scenes from adult films in the style of classic Golden Books. What self-respecting parent wouldn’t want to read The Big Lebowski to their children in picture book form? Here are 10 R-rated movies as kids books:


Fight Club

The first rule of time out is: “you do not talk during time out.”



If you can take care of your goldfish, we’ll see about getting you a xenomorph.



I bought you a pony, sweetheart, but here’s what happened to it…


Silence of the Lambs

Eat your fava beans, they’re good for you.


Terminator 2

Hasta la vista, kiddies!


2001: A Space Odyssey

This is what happens when you play too much XBOX.


The Big Lebowski

I know a bowling alley that could use a swear jar…


The Shining

This is going to be a very happy playtime.


American Beauty

This page is way more interesting than the plastic bag page.


Apocalypse Now

The horror… the horror… of my friends’ Halloween costumes!


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.