Canoe? What the f*** is a canoe? Kayaking is the water sport of kings! One rider rows against the rapids, armed with nothing but a double-bladed paddle and courage. Of course, for every kayaker who’s really good, there are many more who wipeout on camera. Here are 6 kayaking videos: wins & fails…
Kayaking Down A Drainage Ditch – WIN
It’s cool that the city builds those water slides.
Kayaking In The Backyard – FAIL
Watch out for that – oooh, tree.
Kayaking In A Swimming Pool With A Dog – WIN
Dogs love dog rolls. That’s their whole deal.
Kayaking Off A Tire – WIN & FAIL
I never get tire-d of fail videos.
Kayaking Off A Bridge – FAIL
A bridge to nowhere but the emergency room.
Kayaking Off A Diving Board – FAIL
It all went perfectly, until it didn’t.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!