7 Pictures of Darth Vader Being a Good Dad

"No, I am your *excellent* father."

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

In the Star Wars movies, Anakin Skywalker is a no-show in the dad department. He’s off doing his Darth Vader thing and puts himself back into Luke’s life in the worst way possible. In the wonderful alternate universe book Darth Vader and Son by cartoonist Jeffrey Brown, we see pictures of what Darth Vader would have been like as a good dad:

 

Baseball

The force is strong with your swing, son!

 

Breakfast

Patience, old Skywalker.

 

The Zoo

“Dad, do Banthas also have midi-chlorians?”

 

Ice Cream

I scream, you scream, we all scream: “NOOOOOOO!”

 

Family Trip

It takes FOREVER to get to Alderon!

 

Halloween

Or the horrible Wookie equivalent.

 

Toy Shopping

Even worse, it’s a talking Jar-Jar.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!