Old Man Requires Emergency Surgery To Remove Sex Toy From Rectum

Never has the phrase "Rectum? Damn near killed him" been more appropriate.

Cory Dudakby Cory Dudak
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Old Man Requires Emergency Surgery To Remove Sex Toy From Rectum

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After spending 10 hours trying to remove what was referred to as a roughly 9-inch “phallic object” from his ass, a 68-year-old man decided it was time to put matters into the capable hands of Mater Hospital in Dublin, Ireland.

Claiming “severe lower abdominal discomfort, distension and inability to pass urine, flatus or bowel motions,” doctors attempted a manual evacuation of the dildo before deciding that forceps and plenty of anesthesia would be required.

Reportedly, this incident actually took place in December 2014, but was only recently documented in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports. The report also added that “the removal of phallic objects requires ingenuity,” since, though cases like this aren’t particularly uncommon, the objects used — light bulbs, spray containers, bottles, etc. — vary.

Cripes.

(h/t The Sun)