Harlem Pimp Arrested For Setting Up Naked Hooker Boxing Match To Settle $80 Dispute

We would have bought tickets to this.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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Now that sounds like a women’s sporting event that I would actually pay to get into.

According to the New York Post, a video exists of three buck naked Harlem prostitutes boxing each other to settle a dispute over 80 bucks, but you’ll have to be a member of their pimp’s associate’s defense team to view it.

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It was approximately one year ago that two hookers named Yaya and Indie thought a coworker named Africa had taken $80 from them, so they challenged her to strip naked to prove she didn’t have it. The “ladies” then challenged Africa to a boxing match, to which she agreed but only on the condition that they also got butt-ass naked before stepping into the ring. Yaya and Indie obliged.

So far, so good.

“This is how I want to fight,” Africa said.

The stage was set, complete with a referee and a cameraman, and Yaya and Indie eventually delivered a “beatdown” of Africa and got their money back. But Africa would get one last shot in, as she ran to a church next door and said she had been kidnapped by her pimp Lorenzo Sykes “for the purposes of sex trafficking.”

Police arrested Sykes, Kenneth Brown and the referee in October of last year, and their case is finally being heard by a New York judge. Prosecutors initially refused to let Brown’s defense attorneys see the tape of naked boxing match, but the judge ruled they could watch it at the DA’s office.

“I want to see it because I want to prove that Africa was injured not by my client but by the other two girls during the fight,” Brown’s attorney said.

But let’s be honest: That’s not the only reason why he wants to see it.

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