Buffalo Chicken Finger Looks a Lot Like a Penis, Seriously

Dirk Diggler, stand down.

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Imagine this: You’re chowing down at one of your favorite dine-in eateries and midway into your next bite you make this odd discovery:

Buffalo Chicken Finger Looks a Lot Like a Penis, Seriously

Phallic-Looking Chicken Finger, Penis looking Chicken Finger
We have heard of Jesus sightings in food, but phallic ones, too?

One Internet user took to social media to share a series of snaps of a buffalo chicken finger that appears to look a lot like penis, even equipped with a fried, breaded … scrotum.

Phallic-Looking Chicken Finger, Penis looking Chicken Finger
Well-endowed wasn’t what one diner had in mind with his “large” plate.

Phallic-Looking Chicken Finger, Penis looking Chicken Finger
Dirk Diggler, eat your heart out. This takes playing with your food to newer, weirder heights.

So yes, you might see a penis, but it is in fact chicken. OK, I still see a penis. I guess we are all in the same damn gutter.

Via HuffPo

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