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Just make sure to stay within the fucking lines, you wanker.
As if swearing at the top of your lungs in public and getting dragged away by security while kicking and screaming wasn’t fun enough, now you can get back to doing one of your favorite childhood activities: coloring. But since we’re adults, this coloring book filled with our favorite swear words is the perfect activity for us.
Created by Sara Bigwood from Pixie Rah Designs, the “Sweary Words Coloring Book” is just a coloring book filled with a bunch of swear words, the only words that matter. Twenty pages of cursing fun fill up this book, with words like Fuck Everything, Thunder Cunt (also doubles as a Marvel superhero), Piss Off, Twat, Knob Cheese and more! These English folks sure do love their swear words.
These pages became so popular that Bigwood created a Kickstarter in order to gather enough money to make it into an entire book, and of course, the Internet came through once again for a super important cause.
So thanks to the donations for this important cause you can now get your own coloring book filled with swear words! And it only cost a little under $17.00.
Give it to your kid you never pay attention to or the nephew you never say “Happy Birthday” to.
You can head here to get your own.