Interesting. We had no idea Noah spent time in Texas saloons.
According to The Huffington Post, a man who was helping his aunt “lay dirt” outside her Tyler home says he found fossilized snails he believes are the result of the Great Flood that many Christians read about in the biblical book of Genesis.
Weird News: Texas Man Wearing ‘This Guy Needs A Beer’ Shirt Says He’s Found Fossils From Noah’s Flood
Sporting a “This Guy Needs A Beer” shirt that has been amended to also include “Jesus” and some choice orange shorts, Wayne Propst told a CBS 19 news team that it doesn’t get much better than fossils from Noah’s flood winding up in “his” front yard.
And they seriously ran with that story:
Propst sent the rocks to “self-proclaimed” fossil expert Joe Taylor, a man who doesn’t believe in evolution but does believe Noah brought dinosaurs on the ark with him, and Taylor thinks Propst’s assumptions about the fossilized snails are accurate.
“From Noah’s flood to my front yard, how much better can it get,” Probst said.
Well, how about not being an idiot? That’s probably something that falls into that “better” category.