Oregon Man Steals Girl Scout Money From Pet Store To Pay For Prostitute Then Gives Her Bushbaby For A Tip

Talk about going the extra mile.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
Photo: Beverly Joubert (Getty)

A bushbaby for a tip? Well, then she must have been amazing.

According to CBS News, a Eugene man was arrested last month after he allegedly broke into his wife’s pet store and stole a laptop, money intended for Girl Scout Cookies and a bushbaby named “Gooey.”

His motive for robbing Zany Zoo Pets? You guessed it: He needed the cash to pay off a hooker and the small primate for a tip.

Nathan Allen McClain pays prostitute with girl scout money and bushbaby
Police said Nathan Allen McClain robbed the pet store on March 1 and 6. They then found Gooey with an “out-of-town prostitute” at a hotel in Eugene on March 17 and arrested McClain as he walked out of a porn shop while high on meth on March 19.

Through interviews and statements, police determined McClain was the man behind robberies of his wife’s pet store, and he was eventually arrested again last week on prostitution charges.

Gooey has since been relocated to an animal sanctuary, where we assume his nights have been a lot less eventful.

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