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Not feeling too great about the election results? Don’t worry, neither is half of the country, as half of us are worried and terrified while the other half is happy and eager to get going. So now we wait and see what will happen. But until then, if you want to feel better, take a look at what Bill Burr thinks about this. Or better yet, take a look at these perfect Joe Biden trolling Donald Trump memes.
And speaking of Trump, leave it to the internet to come up with a hilarious and ridiculous Twitter hashtag that went viral. That hashtag? #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth. That’s right, the folks on Twitter imagined what it would be like if our new president actually narrated popular show Planet Earth. And the results were amazing.
People are saying this is a giraffe. Many people, reliable people. The best minds.
— Johnny Dangerously (@Enjoneer01) November 15, 2016
Zoo Animals are losers. Animals in Zoos are not heroes. They were captured. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
— Brandon Cloud (@theclobra) November 15, 2016
Our planet is a disaster. So small, unimpressive next to a Saturn. And where’s our rings? I’ll get us rings. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
— lancegould (@lancegould) November 15, 2016
Earth is a disaster OK? Biggest disaster ever! Trust me, all the other planets are winning & earth is losing bigly #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
— MarshMellow™ ஐ (@tamibellaDDS) November 15, 2016
#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth I’m calling for a total shutdown of seasonal bird migration until we know what the hell is going on.
— tanya rankle (@rankled2) November 15, 2016
“I know more about Earth than the geologists do. Believe me.” #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
— Ali (@mightyfar) November 15, 2016
— Cara goldenberg (@CaraOriel) November 15, 2016
Make Earth Flat Again! #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
— Fed Dupp (@enuffalready7) November 15, 2016
— Jeremy Keck (@keckjm2) November 15, 2016
The moon is a freeloader. Using our gravity. We’re gonna send it back, folks. #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) November 15, 2016
Voice over: Male seahorses carry the young
VO: Lionesses do 90% of the hunting
— Lynleigh Mead (@lynleigh_mead) November 15, 2016
Was that super moon there before the election? I made the moon super, I’ll make America super #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
— LianaKey (@lianakey21) November 15, 2016
The solar system is rigged! #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
— Michael Blackman (@ParaComedian09) November 15, 2016
Don’t worry about global warming. We’re going to build a new Earth, a bigger Earth, it will be the best Earth ever #TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth
— Kelsey (@PoliticKels) November 15, 2016
#TrumpNarratesPlanetEarth Third planet from the sun? When I’m in charge, we’ll be the first.
— Liza Perkins (@eliza_cap) November 15, 2016
h/t Twenty Two Words