British Teacher Had Sex With Student On Top Of His Wife’s Wedding Dress

No words.

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What the hell?

We’ve shared quite a bit of bizarre and baffling teacher/student sex news stories. Do you folks recall the married (and pregnant) teacher who was caught having sex with a student at school and in her home? How about the teacher who was caught having sex with two students in her classroom on the same day? Well this story is somehow more insane than those.

Simon Ball, a gross 42-year-old boarding school teacher from London, is being accused of having sex with three girls between the ages of 13 to 16, in multiple locations, including the school’s music class, and get this: On top of his own wife’s wedding dress.

British Teacher Had Sex With Student On Top Of His Wife’s Wedding Dress

Photo: Twitter

Photo: Twitter

These disgusting allegations were actually first made way back in the early 2000s, but while Ball was being investigated, he switched schools, and no charges were ever brought against him.

But just last year, this weirdo admitted to five counts of engaging in sexual activity while he was at a different school in a Cambridgeshire, and was suspended. Ball did deny four counts of indecent assault and five counts of engaging in sexual activity while in a “position of trust” at the new school.

Ball’s wife, who has obviously since separated from him is expected to testify.

Holy hell what is wrong with this dude?

h/t NY Post

Something tells me this kid wouldn’t have stood up for the teacher above: Kid Punches Teacher, Gets Knocked Out By Other Student As A Reminder Never To Hit A Teacher