Watch These Idiots Fight Each Other On A Southwest Flight

Sometimes Oakland flies to you.

Tommy Gimlerby Tommy Gimler
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I don’t think I sound like too much of an old man when I say that I miss the days of flying on a plane when the person in front of you went two or three hours without “needing” to recline his or her seat, passengers didn’t scream at flight attendants like they’re supposed to be giving them endless mimosas on their G5, guys and girls didn’t throw haymakers at each other, dogs weren’t forcing emergency landings because of the three-pound shit they just took in the aisle and the Coke Zero was free.

And the reason why I don’t think I sound like too much of an old man is because I’m talking about what it was like to fly on airplanes before 2015.

The latest case of shitdickery on planes comes courtesy of these two turds who couldn’t wait to settle their differences until their Southwest flight landed in Oakland. Instead, they decided to go toe-to-toe with each other after the plane landed in Burbank, taking a flight attendant and nice young lady down with them in the process.

One of the guys was allowed to continue on to Oakland. The other was booked into the Burbank City Jail. Personally, I think they can both eat a dick. I mean, how hard is it to just act like a civilized human being for a couple of hours, people?

Apparently in 2017 that answers is “very.”

h/t BroBible

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