Photo: Monica Schipper/Getty Images for Hamburger Helper
Let me first start off by saying that Hamburger Helper is atrocious and it is not something I ever want to put in my body again. That said, I am all for a talking glove bashing the hell out of an idiot on Twitter. Let us explain.
A Twitter user named Chris decided to share a photo of something that looked awful in a pan along with these words: “PSA: Knowing how to mix Hamburger Helper doesn’t make you wife material.” Take a look at the tweet below.
PSA:Knowing how to mix Hamburger Helper doesn’t make you wife material. pic.twitter.com/78FSxd9XL7
— chris (@CBEV_3) October 2, 2017
And well, Hamburger Helper decided to chime in with their own response to Chris.
And this makes you husband material? https://t.co/S7oBO1KknZ
— Helper (@helper) October 4, 2017
Holy hell, who ever thought that a talking glove would have so much sass? And Twitter did their job by coming out with some of the most hilarious responses we’ve seen in a while. Check it out!
drag him you sexy ass glove
— Run The Ghouls (@DirectingTitan) October 5, 2017
He’s a glove so he doesn’t leave prints at the scene of the murder!
— ta-boo☭kibbeh (@bitch_kebab) October 5, 2017
This is the sound of one hand clapping back.
— Will McAuliffe (@wmcauliffe) October 5, 2017
— King Dorkula (@StillH2Odad) October 5, 2017
GET EM, HAMBURGER HELPER
— PICK 6 MAFIA (@LilHannahS) October 5, 2017
— (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻ (@shonan_naminori) October 5, 2017
@CBEV_3 You pissed off the Hamburger Helper glove. They’re going to invent a new level of hell for you to go to…
— Ⓐction Chavish (@ActionChavish) October 5, 2017
— Judge Juche (@amozu16) October 5, 2017
I did not know Hamburger Helper could be so salty!
— Andy Schwarz (@andyhre) October 5, 2017
Normally I don’t like it when the Helper burns, but …
— Thomas Jamison (@ThomasJsmison) October 5, 2017
HAMBURGER HELPER HAD TIME pic.twitter.com/IyhzUrBtUP
— Spookii Nukii (@Anvkii) October 5, 2017
And I will just add this:
Hamburger Helper Glove: 1
Tool on Twitter: 0