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I think we all know that kids can be brutally honest, they don’t hold back at all. That’s why it is no surprise when a toddler drops the most brutal insult you’ve ever heard. Which proves that if you’re ever in a verbal fight, you probably want a toddler by your side because they will shut it down.
Toddler insults are just…whew. She hurts my feelings low key. Today’s tantrum ended with “AND I DON’T LIKE YOUR BRAIDS!”
— Angela Davis (@TheKitchenista) November 16, 2017
Ouch. And people chimed in with their own. Have a look.
my 3yr old nephew was at my house. I asked him where his mom was. He said “she’s at work”. I asked where does she work, he said straight faced “at her job”.
— Lindsay St. Repper (@DaGlue) November 16, 2017
when my daughter was 3, she was playing hide & seek with my pops. He stopped playing & she got upset…with her arms folded she yelled “I don’t know why Nana married you anyway” he replied “because she loves me” she says “You don’t know that!”
— Alternative Hairline (@walkerk23) November 16, 2017
I big chopped my hair all over again. My 5yo daughter said “you like your brother. But that’s ok, I guess.”
— AsiaAC (@Aye_jaah) November 16, 2017
Little cousin: didn’t you just have a baby
Him: so why your stomach still big?
— London’s Mommmy (@LondonNMommy) November 16, 2017
I usually watch super hero movies with my nephew. I asked him to see Thor and he told me “Aunty, I think it’s time you get your own friends.”
— (@__Roshanda) November 16, 2017
Me, while cooking: “Ugh! Curry get every dang where!”
Nephew: Your shirt?
Me: “looks at curry stained shirt’ Yep!
Nephew: “Your teeth too?”
— Old Bae’ (@KishaBue) November 16, 2017
My three year old told me I had a puffy butt and will point out a blemish, every blemish, in a hot minute
— summer (@PolitikMasFina) November 16, 2017
My husband told my niece to stop picking on her sister. She whispered in his ear “I don’t love you. I don’t even *like* you.”
— Bridge (@bbrbb) November 16, 2017
My daughter- ummm …we can’t be friends. Age 6
— Nancy Elizabeth (@MsNancyNCali) November 16, 2017
My 7 y/o nephew: How old are you?
Nephew: You’re not a teenager?
Nephew: Why do you have so many pimples? pic.twitter.com/I5jSRTCGif
— José (@josecanyousee) November 18, 2017
My partner joked with my nephew ‘I’m like the Hulk, you won’t like me when I’m angry’ My nephew responded in a heartbeat. ‘I don’t like you anyway’
— Yvonne (@yvonnecharrison) November 18, 2017
A five year old I was babysitting once told me, “Nobody likes you and your whole life is weird”
…she wasn’t really wrong about my life though
— sam kelly (@heysamkelly) November 17, 2017