Wow. Great to see you! How long has it been? A week? Noooo! It can’t possibly have been so long. Then again, I do only come around here when I want something. Fortunately, that something is to present you with all the funny GIFs I found laying around the internet this week. I know, when I put it that way, it sounds like I’m trying to pawn garbage off on you. But I swear, that’s not the case…I was gonna start off by doing nice things, then gradually gauge the way you react to less and less extravagant offerings…before, of course, then asking if I can throw my actual bags of trash in with yours to cut down on my utilities– yuh, I mean, um, better help the environment.
But you’ve ruined all that now, so I guess just take your GIFs and go.