Tyler Williams is eventually going to look back at Monday, November 27, 2017 and say, “Yeah, that was not my best day on this planet.”
According to WOWT, the 25-year-old Omaha man was arrested last Monday after running from a stolen vehicle into the women’s clothing department of a nearby Walmart. That’s where police finally caught up with him, but the craziness was far from over, as Williams quickly requested medical attention.
The reason for that request? You guessed it – he had been shot in the ass “near 60th and Ames on Saturday the 25th,” and the bullet was still lodged inside his pooper.
Surprisingly, the craziest part of the story was yet to happen, as police checked their records and determined that no shooting had taken place in that area on that day. It turned out that Williams had likely shot himself when he…wait for it…fell off his hoverboard.
In the end, kids, it appears as though stealing a car and shooting yourself in the butt while falling off your hoverboard – in either order, mind you – will net you two felony charges and an embarrassing story that people will be able to read for eternity.