Portal 2’s Long Fall Boots Ensure Safety

These boots will keep you intact after plummeting a few stories.

Erik Norrisby Erik Norris


Erik Norris here, reporting on behalf of Cave Johnson of Aperture Science. Valve… err… Cave has released the final “investment opportunity” video for Portal 2 before the game launches next week on April 19. With this latest trailer you can get a long, hard look at Portal 2’s heavy-duty shock absorbent boots.

And make sure that if you’re already writing out that check, make it to “cash,” as Aperture is between banks right now.


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