You Caught 9 Crying Pokemon!

Gotta catch ‘em all… even when they’re bawling their eyes out, making you feel like a total a**hole.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Sure, you wanna be the very best, like no one ever was. However, what if that means catching Pokemon who cry like goddamn babies? I guess they can’t all be Rampardos, who are both physically tough and don’t even shed a tear at the end of Dancer In The Dark. Well, like it or not, you just caught these 9 crying Pokemon:


Crying Jigglypuff

He wrote all over my face while I was sleeping and now he’s crying? What a dick. [via]


Meowth Crying

Yeah, well, join a better team. [via]


Weezing Crying

I know why he’s crying. He used to be an awesome Koffing and now he looks really gross. [via]


Crying Pikachu

Awww. Can I smack him with a frying pan? [via]


Squirtle Crying

Even though he’s a water Pokemon, I’m still impressed with those waterworks. [via]


Vulpix and Psyduck

A cure for cancer? Get me those Pokemon tears! STAT! [via]


Bonsley Crying

Stop crying, you f***ing tree. [via]


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country. Header image via.