Wanna know what’s happening on the web this week? Jedi hurts, Zooey blurts, Bruce’s impromptu concert, God asserts and a dude’s attention diverts. Here’s the week in viral:
The New Return of the Jedi Dialogue
…sucks! It… sucks!
Zooey Deschanel’s Idiotic Facebook Updates
My kingdom for a “Dislike” button! [More]
Born To Busk
If you put anything less than $90 in his guitar case, it’s a bargain. [via]
God Speaks To Rick Perry
Well, if the voices aren’t God, then they must be… God’s secretary? Yeah, that’s it… God has a secretary or something. [via]
Self-Motivational Technique In Action
By “action,” I meant, “sitting still in front of a monitor, barely functioning.” [C&H]
See you next week for more links. We’ll have so many links, we’re having Linkberry Pie. Mmm… memey.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country.