7 Cats vs. 7 Couches

It’s the pay-per-view event of the century! Which soft, mostly stationary thing will win?

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

For the most part, cats and couches are great allies. They have a lot in common: soft, squishy, sometimes difficult to move, sometimes extremely difficult to move. However, there are those instances when the relatively giant couch will turn on its feline friend, sucking the pet into its pillowy-innards. However, don’t count cats out of the fight, cause they’ve got claws, jaws and the “aww”-factor. Ladies and gentlemen, cats vs. couches:


This Cat’s Stuck Between A Cushion and a Soft Place

“A little help here?” [via]


This Cat’s Hungry… For Victory!

“Nom nom nom couch nom nom nom…” [via]


This Cat Knows He’s Lost

“I really hope the jaws of life come soon.” [via]


This Cat’s A Lock To Win

“There’s a couch under me?” [via]


This Cat’s Almost Been Swallowed Whole

“So that’s where my mouse toy ended up! I guess there’s a silver lining to every cloud.” [via]


This Cat’s A Muthaf***ing Champion

“Yeaaaaaaah, bitch! I own you!” [via]


This Cat’s A Goner

“OMG OMG OMG I’m gonna die OMG…” [via]


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country. Header image via.