Apple recently unveiled a new digital assistant app for the iPhone called Siri. It talks to you, answers questions and looks up information. Inspired by the folks at Shit That Siri Says, I decided to ask Siri a more personal question than "can you look up movie times for Moneyball?" However, I was very intoxicated and I’m sorry that things got out of hand. Here’s the conversation:
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!