You’ve got a golden ticket! No, it’s not to the Wonka Factory – it’s to 7 similar, but legally distinct and also far funnier candy making facilities. Satisfy your humor hunger with these ridiculous parodies of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory from TV and the interwebs:
"Gobstopper" – Funny or Die
That’s one golden ticket I will not be redeeming anytime soon.
Slurm Factory Tour – Futurama
Whimmy wham-wham wazzle is the best catch phrase I completely forgot about.
“Meaty McGillicudy” – The Jon Stewart Show
The youngest Jon Stewart ever almost takes a ride on a very gross canoe.
“Pure Inebriation” – Family Guy
Don’t drink fizzy lifting drinks and drive.
“How Willy Wonka Should Have Ended” – How It Should Have Ended
Not all of Mr. Wonka’s ideas are gems. Especially not the tunnel thing.
“The Garbage Man Can” – The Simpsons
Not my garbage man. He just does his job and tries not to look at me.
Willy Wonka and the Sweded Factory
Michel Gondry tears up while watching this.
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