7 Disguises For Candy

Your candy loot might also be wearing a costume this Halloween. Tables turned!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Get ready to go through the looking glass, into a world where candy wears costumes on Halloween… and people are collected to eat! Okay, that last part’s not accurate, but if there’s one thing that can rival robots in disguise, it’s candy in disguise. Check out these secret sweets:



Suddenly, you're a grown up! Next up: legal drinking and mortgage payments. [via]



This looks good – is the shrimp tempura rock candy? [via]



I bet Sylvia Plath would have written awesome greeting card poems if she just had one of these. [via]


Cans of Fruit

Fruit is nature’s candy. Candy instead of fruit is better candy. [via]



There’s nothing more delicious than a friend’s fear! [via]



“For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son. And some mints.” [via]



The trick or treating experience I always hoped for as a boy. [via]


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator, “The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans,” in comic book stores across the country. Header via.