Are those… live rounds? Nope! They’re mashups of Sgt. Hartman’s infamous, profanity-laden boot camp monologue from Stanley Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket. War is hell, whether it’s happening in Vietnam, the North Pole or the planet Eternia. Let me show you what I mean:
Full Metal Star Wars
No, Darth Vader. Nobody thinks you’re cute, especially when you use that language.
Full Metal Rudolph
There’s no War on Christmas. There’s war in Christmas.
Full Metal Toy Story
This is what they mean by “adult toys.”
Full Metal Classroom
…and sure enough, Lawrence grew up to be a gay sailor.
Full Metal Skeletor
New training techniques. Maybe now they’ll beat He-Man?
Full Metal Ponies
Friendship is letting someone come over to your house to f*** your sister.
Full Metal Disney
Just another day at the Disney Voice Acting Academy.
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