My Roommate The: Emo

In his quest for the perfect roommate, Lu has been forced to put up with the wild hijinks of some unsavory characters. This week, we meet the emo!

Becky Youngby Becky Young

What once began as an expression of the tragedies of existence, is now a screamo hot topic of self-loathing and black eyeliner. Despite their poetic journal entries on loneliness, or their self-inflicted victimhood, the Emo is a passionate creature that has helped make crying over your ex an attractive thing…to 13 year-olds.

So, in honor of those who thought about attempting to think about cutting their wrists to look like they tried to kill themselves, this isn’t for you.

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