10 Foods Batman Does Not Eat

The Dark Knight Diet is very strict. No nachos.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

The City of Gotham needs a hero. A champion for order against chaos, who will put criminals behind bars, where they belong. But also, a hero who eats right. Thanks to the series Batman: The Brave and The Bold and denizens of the internet, we’ve learned what foods the Dark Knight has cut out of his day-to-day, so his utility belt still fits around his waist. However, not all Batmen have the same strict diet…

 

Nachos

The Bat doth protest too much.

 

Spaghetti

Lady and the Tramp will be disappointed to hear the news.

 

Muffins

They’re not part of a nutritious Bat-fast.

 

Cake

See? It wasn’t a lie.

 

Popcorn

Then what does he eat while watching his own movies?

 

Melon

Or as they pronounce it in Gotham, “Mey-loan.”

 

Tomato

Ever since the Joker invented that tomato cannon and killed Robin with it.

 

Pancakes

Alfred’s specialty is waffles.

 

Octorok

But they’re a delicacy in Hyrule!

 

Batmans

Such a picky eater.

 

However, Batman Does Eat Hot Dogs

When all the villains escape Arkham Asylum, you eat fast.

 

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