I’m So Fresh, You don’t want to know…

There’s a measurement for how fresh you are. It involves nut-sucking.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

I'm sSo Fresh, You Can Suck My Nuts <— is the lyric in question. Yup… 

The internet loves DeAndre Cortez Way, aka Soulja Boy. At one point, the tubes overflowed with remixes and mashups for his song “Crank That,” but something far funnier has been filling the tubes ever since. His song “So Fresh” features perhaps the greatest rap lyric ever written: “I’m so fresh, you can suck my nuts.” A sincere and heartfelt thank you to you, DeAndre.


So Fresh (Brodyquest Remix)

Those nuts are fresher than even the mintiest Altoid.


Team Fortress Agrees

I’m so fresh, you can suck my bonk!


Nuts ‘n’ Trolls

The official theme song of trolling.


My Little Ponies

Friendship is nut-sucking.


Everyday I’m Suckin’

Dancers, do you agree?


Nuts ‘n’ Trolls (Version 2)



Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!