Republican Primary Dance-Off

Forget the polls. It’s all about the groove.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

As the Republican primaries go on and on, debates are no longer enough for voters. They want to know their Commander In Chief can get busy in the White House rave-atorium. Here are some of the Republican candidates grooving to their favorite beats. You decide who can “serve” Barack Obama in 2012.

 

Ron Paul

Is gettin’ down unconstitutional?

 

Mitt Romney

He’s pioneering bland-ster rap.

 

Newt Gingrich

You gonna take that diss, Newt?

 

Rick Perry

His brain… drrrrrrropped.

 

Michelle Bachmann

OMG Jesus is at my rave!

 

Which one of these combatants will take on the reigning dance champion…

 

President Obama

And that fly’s name was Osama Bin Laden.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via, 2.