A pretty girl talks to you. She seems to like you. Maybe she even touches your arm or smiles coyly at you. Yes, sex is on the way! Or… is it? She doesn’t seem interested in dating. She just wants to talk. She just wants to – brace yourself – just be friends. If you’ve been friend zoned, then you already know Friend Zone Fiona. Here’s a sampling of this funny meme:
“Sweet” means “no.”
“Could you… maybe… lick the cartridge a little?”
Suddenly, I hate this f***ing project.
Wrong type of love! Wrong type of love!
And the coffee wasn’t even that good! I mean… it was okay.
Damn it, the friend zone speech decoder app is right.
If only her purse was shaped like her hand… sigh…
It’s a start? Not really? Never mind.
To Sum Up
Now to kill myself.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Background image via.