7 Racist Restaurant Receipts

Would you like the n-word with your order?

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Remember when you were so excited to get a free toy inside a cereal box? The closest thing adults have to that is ordering food at a restaurant and getting a free racist insult on their receipt. Sigh… From the look of these 7 receipts, and I wonder if Mel Gibson is taking fast food jobs to prepare for a role:

 

Pizza Hut

Introducing the new Big Black Meat Lover’s Pizza. [via]

 

Slug and Lettuce

Lettuce insult you! [via]

 

Papa John’s

The staffer meant to type “pinky eyes,” to warn the lady about her pink eye. Now she’ll never see an optometrist. [via]

 

Panera Bread

At least it’s better than at Papa John’s. [via]

 

Domino’s Pizza

Here’s your tip: PUNCH! [via]

 

Landmark Steakhouse

You’re gonna need a steak knife to cut through all this racism. [via]

 

Chic-fil-A

Stay classy, Chic-fil-A. [via]

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header image via, Background image via.