10 Animals Riding Turtles

Tryin to catch me ridin turtles.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Turtles are nature’s Segways: they’re a novel, impractical mode of transportation. Whether it’s a home, the zoo or in the wild, sometimes an animal finds itself on the shell of a slow moving buddy. They’re terrible as taxis, but since the ride is free, it’s best not to look a gift turtle in the mouth. Here are 10 animals riding turtle-back:

 

Cat Rides A Turtle

Teenage Mutant Kitten Movers

 

Dog Rides A Turtle

Hope is in for the slow ride of his life!

 

Lizard Rides A Turtle

What’s a little ride between reptiles?

 

Bird Rides A Turtle

This intense rollercoaster ride begins at :22.

 

Sea Lion Rides A Turtle

Cuteness abounds.

 

Goat Rides A Turtle

Make that two turtles.

 

Frog Rides A Turtle

Very slow flies better watch out for this duo.

 

Rooster Rides A Turtle

Roosters wake up turtles by asking for a ride.

 

Human Rides A Turtle

Some kids have Power Wheels…

 

Hyrax Rides A Turtle

This is how a hyrax rolls.

 

Bonus: Turtle Rides A Gator

He’s earned it.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!