Time to be the most popular rapper in the world, marry the most popular R&B singer in the world, close down a floor of the hospital, have a baby, watch in amazement as internet memes and illuminati conspiracy theories circulate about said baby, and check out these links!
Blue Ivy Cult
No official photos of Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby? No problem for the interwebs.
The Gayest Cities in America
Sometimes you wanna go / where everybody knows you’re gaaaaaaay…
EW’s Dark Knight Rises Preview
Mrph rrmm friff – sorry, Bane mask.
The Most Inappropriate T-Shirts For School
Kids need to learn innuendo somewhere. It might as well be in class.
Big Momma’s House Statistics
They found out how many fart jokes are in Big Momma’s House, so you don’t have to. Click the link for more stats!
That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week. Why? Because there’ll be more links, that’s why. YEESH!
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!