Man vs. Tree: 5 Rounds

Watch 5 guys battle 5 trees. Watch your back, nature!

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

You hear a lot about how trees give us life and help us breath, but what you don’t hear enough of is how pompous and self-righteous those tall, leafy bastards are. Trees need to be taken down a notch, and I don’t mean carving a notch in them with a pocket knife. I’m talking mano a mano takedowns. But when you tangle with a tree, sometimes you get a face full of bark and a trip to the forest hospital.

 

Buakaw!

What the video doesn’t show: the tree hitting on his girlfriend.

 

Drunk

He should have quit while he was ahead.

 

Biking

Fact: trees hate bikers.

 

Push-Over

Never doubt the motivational power of Rob Schneider catch phrases.

 

Timber!

Walk it off.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!