The Big List: Mark Wahlberg vs. 9/11! Rocky vs. Rambo! McHookers!

Terrorists don’t mess with Marky Mark. Plus: Would you like fries or sex with that?

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to get elected to congress, introduce a piece of controversial legislation creating stricter laws around copyright infringement, get caught using copyrighted images on your own website, groan audibly, and check out these links!


Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11?

Celebrities say the darndest, most offensive to 9/11 widows things.


The Author of SOPA Is A Copyright Infringer

All aboard the Irony Express!


The Future Is Here: iPhone Case Repairs Itself

I still want my hoverboard.


Rocky vs. Rambo: The Movie

Read what would happen in a feature length screenplay written as a joke by comedians. Though to be clear, everything that happens in the script is canon.


Prostitute Accepted McNuggets As Payment

Ba-da-ba-ba-ba, I’m feeling weird about it.


That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week. Why? Because there’ll be more links, that’s why. YEESH!


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!