These kids will take you to school. Metal School. It's a lot like School of Rock, only the children there would sacrifice Jack Black to their Vice Principal… Satan! Check out these 7 hardcore kids who rock out to the all-mighty metal:
"My First Hardcore Song"
But hopefully not her last!
This kid knows how to celebrate f***ing Christmas!
Super scary kid, ya?
Wait for it…
You've got to start your metal band early. Colleges look for that kind of thing.
Baby Loves Metal
His destiny is to be king of the mosh pit.
Sings a song by Black Sippy Cup. Er, Sabbath.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor In Chief of The Devastator, the national comedy magazine for geeks.