The B-Movies Podcast #54 – Pay Me Heed, Vanessa Hudgens!

Bibbs and Witney spice up the Academy Awards and review Journey 2, Safe House, Rampart and the Oscar Shorts!

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Vanessa Hudgens doesn't give us enough heed this week on The B-Movies Podcast, but William 'Bibbs' Bibbiani and Professor Witney Seibold trek on anyway to review the god awful Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, the forgettable Safe House, Woody Harrelson's career-best performance in Rampart and the Academy Award-nominated Oscar Shorts, which are now playing at a theater near you. They'll also figure out a way to spice up the Academy Awards (the Best Actor and Actress winners are now required to have sex on stage), discover that Road House is the prequel to Showgirls, call for a Barbarian Brothers film retrospective, offer to destroy all copies of the latest Looney Tunes short, and wonder if Luis Guzman set Latino rights back a couple of years with his performance as The Rock's loyal sidekick. Plus, next week, Witney promises to set Bibbs on fire. Finally.

 


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