The B-Movies Podcast #56: I Could Have Had Breasts

Bibbs and Witney predict the Academy Awards, make a crazy wager and review Act of Valor and Wanderlust.

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Oscar madness takes on a whole new meaning in The B-Movies Podcast #56: I Could Have Had Breasts! This week, CraveOnline's Film Channel editor William 'Bibbs' Bibbiani and Professor Witney Seibold go toe-to-toe in a greasy cage match for Oscar glory. If Witney predicts the most categories correctly, Bibbs has to perform the penis and vagina monologues from Gigli. If Bibbs wins, Witney will get drunk on next week's episode… for the first time in his entire life. They'll also cover all the latest movie news, reviews and whatnot as they spew vitriol all over the irresponsible new Navy SEALs propaganda movie Act of Valor, and wonder why the hell they cut Jennifer Aniston's nudity out of the otherwise hilarious Wanderlust.

Also this week:

Will we ever see Oren Moverman's T.J. Hooker movie?

How did Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull affect the Godfather sequels?

Is Shaun of the Dead really one of the best movies of the last decade?

Is the Academy tired of not giving an Oscar to Meryl Streep?

Will Saving Face win an Oscar just because it's f*cked up?

Which Oscar category is also the "Best Picture Consolation Prize?"

Which Best Picture nominee deserves to called "maudlin crap" the most: The Help or War Horse?

How does Act of Valor's efforts to not be racist wind up making it extra racist?

And is Hollywood finally moving towards c*ck?

The answers to all these questions and more on The B-Movies Podcast #56: I Could Have Had Breasts!