"Tell me you did not replace our old life guards with strippers!"
Earlier today, Shock Till You Drop posted this practically perfect trailer for Piranha 3DD, the upcoming sequel to the 2010 remake that CraveOnline compared, in all the best ways, to an orgy. The sequel finds the prehistoric piranha from the first film swimming their way up sewer pipes, and into a trashy water park. It features shotgun legs, giant breasts and Christopher Lloyd going bugnuts once again. There's no reason why you shouldn't be ecstatic right now. We sure are.
Somehow, Piranha 3DD doesn't have a release date yet. That is a crime.