I can never hear the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song enough times. It rocks, it’s about ninja turtles – what more can you ask of a song? Many fans on the internet must agree, because there are always new versions of the classic 80’s cartoon anthem being uploaded to YouTube (aka Dimension X)…
Action figures and Sweet’N Low does it every time.
Live Action / Sweded
In real life, April O’ Neil has blue hair? Meh, I’ll go with it.
Bonded By Blood – Metal Cover
Another possible outcome: ending up in the Mushroom Kingdom. (Skip to 1:58 for the song)
All Adjectives, Adverbs and Prepositional Phrases Removed
The Turtles’ greatest enemy will always be adverbs.
Re-Animated + Guile’s Theme
At this point, no one can deny that Guile’s theme goes with everything.
Danny Fong’s One Man A Capella Cover
Best of all, after the recording, he only has to buy pizza for one dude.
Live Action / Sweded II
Secret of the Ooze!
Gather ‘round the campfire in the sewer.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!