A raccoon’s life is like a heist movie. As the raccoon gets older, every day they think to themselves, “one last big job – a chicken wing, a slice of pie – and then I’m out for good.” However, stealing is in their nature, and they’ll try again for that wedge of cheese tomorrow, if it’s close enough to the window. Here are 6 raccoon thieves caught on tape:
Raccoon Stealing A Carpet
That’s wall-to-wall carpeting if you live in a trash bin.
Raccoons Stealing Pizza
Hey, only dogs get to eat Italian food, and only if they’re in love!
Raccoon Stealing Bird Feed
He’s gonna come back for the shrimp cocktail.
Raccoon Stealing A Donut
He’ll be okay, as long as he stays away from The Simpson house.
Raccoon Stealing Cat Food
Raccoons just tune out those hisses.
Raccoon Stealing Dog Food
This proves to be more of a challenge.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans! Header via.