If America is truly a fast food nation, then we need more bulky, fatty food inspired clothes to hide our deep fried fatness. The good folks at the Tumblr Sexy Sweaters understand this, and have created some sweater designs that will lead us into a new era of fast food fashion. Wear your love of pizza and burgers with pride, damn it.
Must… eat… sweater…
Would you like good taste with that wardrobe?
IN-N-OUT Burger Sweater
This is what you get when you order “polyester style.”
Think outside the t-shirt.
Field of Burger Sweater
If you cook it, they will come.
I got pizza all over my sweater… awesome!
Burger Tower Sweater
Girliest burger tower ever.
Curly Fries Sweater
These sweaters are making me really hungry. [via]
Pizza Sweater: Part 2
It’s not delivery, it’s a sweater. [via]
Ultimate fast food sweater curve ball!
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