6 Action Movie Musicals! (video)

The hills are alive with the sound of gunfire!

Christian Krauspeby Christian Krauspe

Why do we keep re-staging the same old musicals over and over again. South Pacific — great. West Side Story — enchanting. But it's time for some new blood. And by that we mean the blood of your enemies on the ground while Van-Damme sings a delightful little ACT I reprise. 

And there's a huge untapped market for adaptation! ACTION MOVIES We here at CRAVE have sound some of the more funny musical numbers adapted freely by loving fans of musical theatre, dance, spectacle, and AUG assault rifles. 

Take a look:

 

PREDATOR: THE MUSICAL

If Carl Weathers is not trying to put this on in LA, shame on him. 

 

THE THING: THE MUSICAL

Eat your heart out, Seth McFarlane.

 

TOTALL RECALL: THE MUSICAL

Sharon Stone is still hot, no matter what anyone says.

 

RAMBO: THE MUSICAL

This is actually better than the movie.

 

ROBOCOP: THE MUSICAL

Is it weird this version makes more logical sense than the actual movie?

 

ROCKY IV: THE MUSICAL

So that's what happened to Talia Shire's acting career.

 

Want more? Check out John and Al's youtube page here.

 

CRAVE ONLINE received a BFA in musical theatre from Cornell U in 1987.