The Big List: Darth Vader Resigns! Carl Weathers Vs. Joseph Kony!

Parodies of the Goldman Sachs resignation letter. Plus: Mass Effect 3 ending anger.

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Time to get a job at Goldman Sachs, become disgusted with the toxic work environment, quit via New York Times op-ed, watch as the internet produces an endless stream of parodies and check out these links!


Goldman Sachs Resignation Letter: The Parodies

I always thought Vader’s resignation letter would be in the form of a force choke. [image via]


People On Facebook Think Carl Weathers Is Joseph Kony

Trolling for Chubbs.


Mass Effect 3’s Stupid Endings Don’t Ruin The Franchise

I feel bad for fans of both Mass Effect *and* LOST.


Topher Grace Edited The Star Wars Prequels Down To One Superior 85 Minute Film

This is venom to George Lucas’ ego.


Super Mario Bros: The World’s Greatest Piece of Surrealist Art

See, Mom! All that time playing video games was just my efforts to further surrealism.


That’s all for this edition of The Big List. Join us next week for more list, more than anyone thought possible.


Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!