Tryin’ to be Sexy FAILS! (7 Videos)

There is a stripper in each of us.

Christian Krauspeby Christian Krauspe

There is nothing really more fun that watching someone bomb while trying to be sexy. "You like me in this string bikini? How about my hairy armpits to go with it?" Why does it make us laugh? Because we can all see ourselves doing something so incredibly awful.

We all want to appear to be sexy… We want to come off as desirable to boyfriends, girlfriends, potenial mates, and let's face it, most of us suck at it.

We here at CRAVE have found some of the biggest "Tryin' to be Sexy Fails" that the interwebs have to offer. Take a look and maybe you'll avoid falling short like so many wannabe sexual dynamos. 


1. Who's That Knocking At My Window?

I don't care if this is real or not. I just want to know where I can find more of her.


2. Taking It From Behind.

Wow. Forget stiches. Get this chick another amaretto sour!


3. Um.. What The Hell Just Happened?

I'll be honest with you. We just needed a guy to balance this list out.


4. Who They Hell Is Encouraging You To Do This?

What's more disturbing? The pulling up of the bikini bottoms or the friends trying to pick stuff out of her butt?


5. Mom Told You Not To Sit On The Chair That Way.

They deserve everything they got. That Britnmey Spears song is so old by now.


6. Snake Bite On The Boob. WARNING: THIS LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS (snake comes in at 1:00)

Listening to a Frenchmen say, "Titty" could make us laugh all day.


7. Sexy And I Know It…

Enjoy your nightmares, people.


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