"I now pronounce you… man and knife."
The first full trailer for The Expendables 2 hit the web today courtesy of IGN and it looks like everything we could have hoped for, full of explosions, plane crashes, one-liners and Sylvester Stallone fighting Jean-Claude Van Damme to the death. Yup… Van Damme is playing the bad guy, and he's trying to steal five tons of plutonium. Something tells us he's not trying to build a reactor. The Expendables 2 opens August 17 and stars Stallone, Van Damme, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Chuck Norris, Scott Adkins, Liam Hemsworth and just about every other big name in action filmmaking. You can bet your ass we'll be the first ones in line.