7 Embroidered Kanye West Tweets

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Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

The bizarre tweets of rapper Kanye West have been remixed in a number of ways, from grandma readings to Josh Groban songs. Now, even the Etsy crowd has a take on Kanye’s Twitter account: you can buy hand-sewn and framed versions of Kanye’s weird ramblings. Here are 7 embroidered Kanye West tweets:

 

Water Bottle

If you take care of that water bottle, maybe you can have that pet bag of trail mix.

 

Rugs

The story of my life.

 

Ninjas

Watch out for ninjas, Kanye. I hear they often flip out and take dudes' heads off.

 

Swag

It’s a hard life.

 

Kazoo

A moment of pure musical genius.

 

Wu Tang

#IThoughtThatWasImpossible

 

Units of Measurement

I prefer the s*** ton, myself.

 

Geoffrey Golden is the Editor in Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!