Top Ten Funniest White Guy Raps

The funniest of the skinniest whitest rappers in history!

Sam Proofby Sam Proof

In no particular order, may I present to you the funniest white guy raps in all of History! From songs about videos games and energy drinks, to laundrymats and toner cartridges!

Bring on the Rap'ing, stuff, yo. Werd. Duck.

Awkward Rap

If there’s something in common about white guy raps, it’s a level of awkward normalcy and this song celebrates them.



Watsky raps fast

Talk about the fattest lips in the white boy bidness, Watssky kicks lip from head to knees. He’s also his own back up singers.. that’s pretty cool.



Buckwheat Groats – (Take U 2 Da) Shopping Mall

If you’re wondering where you can find white boy rappers, you only need to go as far as the shopping mall, and you’ll be able to get your grind on these groats. What the Fruck?!


Hardcore Casual Gaming Rap

The Colleghumor boys bring rap to their personal cause, something all white boys can stand behind. No where’s the rap about boobies?




Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

No White boy Rap list would be complete without this epic rap battle from the two New Zealand lads from Flight of the Conchords.


Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles of History #12

If you thought white boy raps batles were something new and created solely by Vanilla Ice, shame on thou. For the ippity dippty of rappity dappity, has been slammed with more ham that Cat in the hatty do.

Fighting Trousers – Professor Elemental

Now that Billy Shakespear has taken us across the pond I’d like to bring up the people’s champion, backed by a the steampunk world. In this corner weighing in at a plucky buck o’ eight – the gentleman’s rhymer,  Proffesor Elemental aka ‪iammoog.


Maxwell Dorian, Valedictorian

Barats and Bereta composed this recipe of Maxwell Dorian’s tips of success in becoming a valedictorian, something every white boy strives for. Go School!


Rap Battle

BTW remember that you don’t even have to be a white guy, to white guy rap.. Just make sure you refrence bagels, and Zach Galifianakis.


Very Super Famous

Of course no list would be complete without the viral video godfather of white boy raps, John Lajoie. This is my personal favorite of his videos, though he have a few with more views.


One for the Ladies

Just to make it known that we don’t think white boy raps are exclusive to boys, here’s one from our friends with mad beats and teets.