7 Acoustic Covers of Sisqo’s “Thong Song”

Ooh, that girl so scandalous, but can these guitar players handle this?

Geoffrey Goldenby Geoffrey Golden

Sisqo. Remember that guy? Crazy platinum hair? Whether you do or if he’s part of a cloud of early-aughts memories for you, his “Thong Song” remains a cherished summer staple. To this day, YouTube musicians are covering his song in new and unusual ways. (They’re so devilish!) Here are 7 acoustic covers of Sisqo’s “Thong Song”:


The Ghost of Patrick Swayze

Heart sunglasses are the only sunglasses a man ever needs.


Frank Lucatuorto

A roaring fire, a glass of wine, the Thong Song.


Black Kettle

Livin’ la vida melodica.


Kevin Minster

That monkey’s like, “I dunno…”


Weekly Gleek

Zo-o-mbie… zo-o-mbie—I mean, thongs.


Matt Mulholland

She shakin’ her acapellas in my face.


Dan & Nick

This is good if ya like to dance at all the coffee shops.


Bonus: The Original Version

Oh man, I forgot all about that opening. Now I remember it. Mission accomplished!


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