Dexter’s season seven premiere is just a couple of weeks away now and the internet is a buzz with speculation on what will become of America’s favorite serial killer. Most likely, Dexter will be forced to juggle his day-to-day “normal” life and his nocturnal predisposition for cutting people open, but that doesn’t mean it won’t be fun to watch after six seasons.
If you’re like us at CRAVE you’re dying to know what happens next. So, in order to stay off your own blood lust, we’ve brought you some hilarious internet parodies of Showtime’s Dexter in hopes that this will tide over your dark passenger.
1. The Jewish Dexter
Juggling killing during Chanukah is a real pain.
2. Michael Buble Dexter
Michael Buble, I would love to get murdered by you anyday.
3. Ned Flanders is DEXTER
4. The Dexter Years
John Lithgow murders Winnie Cooper at the end of season four.
5. 1980's Dexter
On right after Cheers.
6. The JLA loves Dexter
It's only a matter of time before Batman starts chopping people up too.
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