If you’re a rapper / you should be nervous / about doing a rap / that’s a public service / your heart may in fact / be in the right place / but over-earnestness will have dudes / laughing in your face / So check this out / All I’ve got to say / is here are 10 ridiculous rap PSAs:
Clikety Clak, y’all.
Contents Under Pressure
Urkel raps about not having sex? Shock of the Century!
Yes, I was speeding, Officer – but in my mind, the entire highway is just one big no zone.
Keep Your Helmet On
Also, ride a girl’s bike, cause little baskets are the f***ing s***.
When he says, “use your brain,” he mean, “use your telekinetic powers to fight the virus and a microscopic level.”
Play Smart Philadelphia
If you use a fire hydrant inappropriately, you’re required by law to move to Bel-Air.
Take It Back
MC Skatcat supports recycling? Then I’m sold.
Don’t Mess With Drugs
Starts at 1:19 – Big Sean’s views on drugs and sex have remained consistent to this day.
Books – Check ‘em Out
The California Raisins are known primarily for their love of reading.
Don’t Copy That Floppy
MC Disc Protector was gunned down by The Pirate Bay in 2003.
Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-In-Chief of The Devastator: The Quarterly Comedy Magazine For Humans!